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Showing posts with label humour poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour poem. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

I need a rest


I am running out of time
While the planet is rushing
On its daily schedule
Across the interstellar void
I am trying to keep in touch
In its whirlwind wake
With my geographically challenged friends
Sending me frantic messages
To make sure we all catch up
We all connect
Starting up with Australians
Strung along the eastern coast
Battling the winter blues to get going
Slowly replaced in the afternoon
By the Indian crowd largely spread out
Across their sultry continent
Devouring life with frenzied enthusiasm
Fading away to let the Europeans
Have their timid say in that hot summer
But already it's time
To get aboard the American news juggernaut
All day long my mind
Skips from one continent to the next
In an unending twirl.
I need a rest.

L. C. Bailliet 
16/7/2013

Friday, December 7, 2012

Wages of sin


I swear I only had four glasses of wine at lunch
Well, I paid for every one of them.
The first one was tasty, clean
 And so refreshing that it called
A second one naturally to follow.
I know I should have stopped there
When my sinuses started to react
And filled with mucus.
When after sipping the third glass
In accompaniment of a good discussion
Of which subject eludes my present mind
My head started to feel like if I found
Myself in a lift going up indifinitively
I know I should have stopped there
But I had the fourth glass with
The almond chocolate pie
It was the heavenly sin of gluttony
Per excellence
But now I have to pay its wages
And bow to the toilet bowl!
L. Bailliet©
22/11/2012

 Je le jure je nai bu que quatre verres de vin au déjeuner
Eh bien, j'ai payé pour chacun d'entre eux.
Le premier était clair, fruité
Et si rafraîchissant quil a appelé
Le second naturellement à le suivre.
Je sais que j'aurais dû m'arrêter là
Quand mes sinus ont commencé à réagir
Et se remplirent de mucus.
Quand en dégustant le troisième verre
En accompagnement d'une bonne discussion
Dont l'objet échappe à mon esprit actuel
Ma tête a commencé à se sentir
Dans un ascenseur montant indéfiniment
 Je sais que j'aurais dû m'arrêter là.
Mais j'ai eu le quatrième verre avec
La tarte au chocolat aux amandes
C’était le péché de gourmandise céleste
Par excellence
Mais maintenant je dois payer son salaire
Et rendre hommage à la cuvette des toilettes!
L. Bailliet©
22/11/2012